Monday, July 21, 2008
things not to say to border patrol:

Here's a few things we learned while crossing the Canadian border twice in two days:
+ When they ask what you're going into Canada for, don't answer
"to meet with a blogger."+ Don't greet border patrol with a video camera. Taping.
+ When they ask if you captured their facilities on video, don't answer
"no."+ Don't smile, or be jovial if the guards are frowning.
What an experience getting into Canada. We happened to arrive at the border just as every Canadian on earth decided to return to their country. So there was a very entertaining 65 minute wait to get to the gate. And then the real fun began...keep in mind that the van is wired with cameras, equipment, powerpacks, laptops, plus loads of luggage and five gnarly guys.
"I have an idea. Renato, get in the back seat, and video tape the guard as we approach the gate!"Guard:
"Why are you visiting Canada?"Plaid:
"We're here to visit a blogger!"Guard: (Grimace)
"Are you video taping me??" Please pull the van over to bay one."Guard 2:
"Get out of the van."Guard 2:
"How much of our facility and guards did you video tape?Plaid:
"Not much, really."Guard 2:
"Why are you here?"Plaid:
"To meet with a blogger."Guard 2: (Super grimace)
"What's a blogger??"Plaid:
"Ummmm"Guard 2:
"Go wait inside while we search your van."Renato was pulled aside and questioned further, and then reviewed all of our video tape with the guards. We erased any offending footage. The van was searched in detail. Luckily Matt left his firearm collection at home.
We're pretty sure that we're on watch lists, permanently now.
Labels: bloggers, van, vancouver
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